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When someone whispers you a good secret.

When you see visitors in your house but you had no idea they were coming:

slytherin-cumberbatch:

64/100 » David Tennant

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ladystormageddon:

strangestwords:

peoplewitheyes:

tsunofabitch:

deduced-and-vindicated:

A message from the birthday boy.

“FOSTER A CAT FROM YOUR LOCAL SHELTER”

i like how he just talks about sex

and then cats.

ok.

robert must have lost a bet with the devil. now every mention of sex must be followed with themention of kittens

sex and then kittens.

Robert Downey Jr is literally tumblr

Robert Downey Jr is literally Tumblr.

Goofy is the only classic Disney character who has had sex. »

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

Mickey has nephews, Donald has nephews, Goofy has a son.

And he wasn’t adopted, he looks just like him.

Goofy……has had sex.
Goofy…..has known a woman biblically….

Imagine what it must’ve looked like.
Imagine what it sounded like.

These are the things I think about when I wake up in the middle of the night, drenched in sweat.

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data1982:
I used to rule the worldWater would bend when I moved my bodyNow in the morning I sit and try to cryBut no water bends from my eyes
I used to roll the diceI was a hero in my fangirls’ eyesLook fucking fabulous as the crowd would sing“Now my hair is a mess! Not looking fabulous!”
One minute I was a bending champNext Amon put his hand on meAnd I discovered that my ego stoodUpon pillars of ice, floating on a sea
I hear Probending refs a reffingRepublic city masses cheeringBe my hairgel, my cool demeanor and feel these feelsMy fangirls screaming unhuman squeals
For some reason I can’t explainOnce you lose your bending there was neverNever an honest matchAnd that was when I ruled the world
It was the wicked and wild Equalist attackBlew down my team during the final roundShattered windows and the sound of a preaching AmonPeople couldn’t believe what was going on
Republic City Councils debateOn what to do next, while I endure a miserable fateJust a Tahno on a lonely stringOh who would ever want to be in a posse with me?
I hear Probending refs a reffingRepublic city masses cheeringBe my hairgel, my cool demeanor and feel these feelsMy fangirls screaming unhuman squealsFor some reason I can’t explainOnce you lose your bending there was neverNever an honest matchAnd that was when I ruled the world
I hear Probending refs a reffingRepublic city masses cheeringBe my hairgel, my cool demeanor and feel these feelsMy fangirls screaming unhuman squeals
For some reason I can’t explainOnce you lose your bending there was neverNever an honest matchBut that was when I ruled the world…

data1982:

I used to rule the world
Water would bend when I moved my body
Now in the morning I sit and try to cry
But no water bends from my eyes

I used to roll the dice
I was a hero in my fangirls’ eyes
Look fucking fabulous as the crowd would sing
“Now my hair is a mess! Not looking fabulous!”

One minute I was a bending champ
Next Amon put his hand on me
And I discovered that my ego stood
Upon pillars of ice, floating on a sea

I hear Probending refs a reffing
Republic city masses cheering
Be my hairgel, my cool demeanor and feel these feels
My fangirls screaming unhuman squeals

For some reason I can’t explain
Once you lose your bending there was never
Never an honest match
And that was when I ruled the world

It was the wicked and wild Equalist attack
Blew down my team during the final round
Shattered windows and the sound of a preaching Amon
People couldn’t believe what was going on

Republic City Councils debate
On what to do next, while I endure a miserable fate
Just a Tahno on a lonely string
Oh who would ever want to be in a posse with me?

I hear Probending refs a reffing
Republic city masses cheering
Be my hairgel, my cool demeanor and feel these feels
My fangirls screaming unhuman squeals
For some reason I can’t explain
Once you lose your bending there was never
Never an honest match
And that was when I ruled the world

I hear Probending refs a reffing
Republic city masses cheering
Be my hairgel, my cool demeanor and feel these feels
My fangirls screaming unhuman squeals

For some reason I can’t explain
Once you lose your bending there was never
Never an honest match
But that was when I ruled the world…

What I learned from 6 seasons of Supernatural.

papergirl90:

Fan: “Where is Misha?”

Sebastian: “Misha’s coming. He’s exhausted after our little session..”

[laughing]

Sebastian: “He’s coming… Actually he just came. I mean, he’s on his way!”